day 4

I have learned all things are possible with Christ...not all things are possible with crutches. I have learned that... crutches can
1.  Flush the toilet quite easily
2.  Push the button on the elevator and impress strangers.
3. Make a racket when things they fall down the stairs.
4.  Can be an irritant to people..any people.
5.  Are not quiet in the middle of the night.
6. If you lose the thingee on the bottom you are a guaranteed accident waiting to happen...again.
7. They seem to scream HELP and you don't have to ask for much....